I had a fun evening last night, acting as chaperone for my ex and a gaggle of drunken gay-ish girls. I've had perhaps 90 minutes of sleep in the last two days and I was out all night driving them around Chicago-area bars and strip clubs and the obligatory 2AM visit to Taco Bell. Around 3AM I was propositioned to be part of a foursome (and by that I mean "the best kind of foursome, if you're a dude"). I turned the girls down but I take it as a huge compliment that I look decent enough that the girls made the offer.
So that was pretty damned cool.
And now I'm going off the fuck to bed.
OK, one more: On that subject, Audible.com has Samuel L. Jackson reading the latter-day children's literary classic "Go the Fuck to Sleep" as a freebie this week. Totes worth the listen.