Empire in Decline

[Handruin]

I'm not convinced by the recent info that McConnell is recovering. They're actually helping the country by going away which at least something.

 

[jtr1962]

Me neither. They'll keep McConnell's rotting corpse connected to life support machines to avoid a special election.

 

[Mercutio]

Just think of the resources and personnel being devoted to keeping his corpse out of the ground and realize the statistical certainty that there's that many fewer minutes those doctor, nurses and aides could have helped someone who definitely meets all the criteria for being 1. alive and 2. human instead of whatever thing republicans are.