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"X-rated Money Machine" The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another...

"You Know You're a Redneck Jedi When . . ." Your Jedi robe is camouflage color. You use your lightsaber to open your bottle of Bud. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. You use your lightsaber to pick your teeth. At least one section of your X-Wing is bondo colored...

You Have Only One Year To Live, Here's What To Do A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do. "What you...

"You Know You're from Missouri If" 1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. Everyone you know has been on a "Float trip" 3. "Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags. 4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years AFTER they were popular. 5. You measure...

"You might be a redneck if ..." You might be a redneck if ... Your mother in law gave birth to you If you call your teacher a "yungun" If your church preaches the word of Willie Nelson If you harassed Paula Jones and had sex with Monica Lewenski If you think redneck jokers otta be...

blakerwry: Think about star trek returning "back" to base and everything they might do before they go about "docking" he he

"You Shouldn't Be Impatient" This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan. So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the...

"You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog...

young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense...

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can...

"Youthful Proverbs" A first-grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader It's always...

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hello all..... I am contemplating starting a joke therad,so if anyone has any complaints about the idea please speak up now all for ever hold your peace,You have two days in which you have to leave a complain if a significant number hasn't come in by that time I will start posting five jokes...

I have a few unpleasant thoughts for you all to consider? the first one of course is how many jails of corrections facilities are there in the world today because the sad fact is there is not enough to contain all the new so called terrorists that will be curated after the war in Irak...

I say old Man it is Drastically Bad Form To steal somebody else's handle on the net, but as you can see everything is not lost, and the real "ITs.FUBAR" is shining through. Hee-a........