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you once had a Movie actor pretending to be a president where his reality was from the white screen and where everything was a fantasy and make believe,Now you have a new actor called Bush in the white house with his only claim to reality is the friends and cronies of his father and the Reagan...

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What Tree Did You Fall From??? What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down... This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree...

"What’s-Her-Name" Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, called his wife by many endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these years, you still call...

"Whats My Name?" The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" he asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't...

"What's that noise" This (Blonde) fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the...

Correction to the above Post. Sorry about my way of spelling one those famous exports from the USA it should read "McDonald's"

An after thought. I'm not going to let America dictates what I think,say and do So chill out man-I'm off on my skateboard down to make Donald's.

Correction to the above Post. I would accept a war was "acceplable" with Iraq If there was a unanimous decision from the united nations without interference from the USA after all possibilities has been exhausted .

thank you for reading my posts and the strange thing is a joke thread Sometimes dose have a great deal of truth in it as you have found and is not just fun and game`s as many would think.

The Giver: I do not know how you can come to the conclusion that what I've been writing about has nothing to do with Iraq it has everything to do with it!what I'm suggesting is that over a long period of time the American politics is to control and influence the politics of the world Hence the...

Thank you guys, if the filing system is as good as they say then I think it will be extremely interesting for a Microsoft product ?

does anyone know anything about this new OS it is supposed to have a new filing system Far superior to NTFS. I believe there is a beater version out on the net does anybody know about it and where I can find a copy?

isn't it enough of a fact that a foreign government is involved in domestic dispute in a country which is not there's should be a warning, a red flag, saying this is not right and should not be tolerated,the majority of time`s this happens it has nothing to do with what the people of that land...

I have no doubt that he is a great man and with his own sense of humor,truly a person "Made Of The Right Stuff" and thank you for the tip I will check it out.

You draw a fine line between what is meant by military intervention and government involvement,if I understand this correctly you are saying the CIA does not have a military wing, as far as Honduras is concerned haven't you heard that there is a ongoing civil war there may be not as large as...

When Apollo Misson Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered...

"When do I start my job?" Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting...

"Where the Hell Am I?" A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man...

"Which Party do you like?" A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the 2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren't making much of a showing this year. So the editors at Shagmail have created a list of the Top Ten independent political parties we'd like to see...

it seams that when you don't like a answers you accuse people of being a Troll "Hardly sporting old boy" can you dispute these governments were not put in place by the U.S.

IRAN,South Vietnam,Panama ,Honduras .shall I go on NOW Who is THE TROLL?

well it seems the USA doesn't have such a strong military after all because you have been using it quite a bit in the last number of years ? are you going there to help the Iraq people ?

Don't worry I'll have something for Australia's some day soon he he

another equation to think about ? this guy who's sitting in the head office on Pennsylvania street 116 I hope I got the address right? what is his track record not very good is it ? when he was sitting in that other house in the lone star state he wasn't showing much of a result was he never...

If the U.S. was really interested in resolving the problem they would se to that they were not still relying on fossil fuels and start looking for a reliable form of Transport that did not include gasoline and because if there was no oil in iraq there would be no WAR because who would fight for...

I thought I would throw in another equation? what is the military ? it of course is a Unit or a commodity of men and material with its sole purpose is to defend a country or attack an perceived aggressor or an aggressor of fantasy . now let us look at the material this costs a great deal of...

More to come tomorrow he he

the difference being the nuclear holocaust would have been in Europe what freedom would that have brought to us or do you think Europe would have been a nuclear free Zone that is what I mean by having a little humility or do you still think you are telling the truth with arrogance!

I do not mind talking about What we were taught in school about Nazi Germany,between 1942 and 1945 approximately 5 million ethnic minorities and 6 million Jews We're murdered in Europe I believe the Germans had a name for this "The Final Solution" correct me if I'm wrong,these diabolical crimes...

"Who's that?" Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So...

WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five...

It's not so much what you say is how you say it and the impression others can gather from it,this is unfortunately by no means attitude which is not uncommon in the USA .you also say that you saved western Europe from a nuclear holocaust well let me ask you this and where do you think those...

WHY (SOME!) AMERICANS SHOULD NOT BE LET OUT OF THE COUNTRY Actual comments from US travel agents ............ (1) I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (2) A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii...

Why Ask Why? To quote Coors "Because we can can can" This is just for fun, but to me seems like some good questions... Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes...

if you wish to discuss the devastation of the second world war then I suggest you Americans stop giving the impression that it was the USA that saved Europe?the country that was more a savior was what you call the menace from U.S.S.R.it was that country that pay the heaviest price,is not to much...

Be so kind as to explain to me how many wars that Europe has bean involved with since ww2 and then compared it with how many these USA has and then you can maybe explain That flawed thinking suggestion again I wonder who needs to learn a lesson.

1) Maybe the European does not want to be drawn into a situation where the long time consequences will be costly and harmful. 2) is it not a fact as far as commerce is concerned you do in the American way or hit the highway. 3) the only time Europe has been in danger since the second world war...

1)I thought that was obvious when you stated that Europe was somehow suggesting and deciding American policy ? 2)Is it not a fact that America wishes to export their own peculiar form of democracy and incorporate the rest of the world to the individual states of the USA ? 3)Are you suggesting...

That is the most ridiculous assumption I heard in a longtime, are you suggesting that the USA should decide for the rest of the world. All put it simpler we don't want your guns or your paranoia here!

What is fun can you please define the word For a Quaker ?

It is interesting to note that the vast majority were (ARE) against the coming War until The American propaganda machine said that the majority of Americans were solidly behind the present president of the united states.At this time the majority became a silent.

I always thought that spam ment SPice hAM But it seems you don't like my spicy Jokes and all you think I'm doing is hamming it ?

Normally I would have to agree with you that the French are a country with their only claim to fame is there wine but this time I believe they have something constructive to say only a Bully Kicks a person when he is down and cannot fight back, Isn't there enough death and destruction in the...

"Wooden Leg" Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have him. He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought...

"Women make perfect sense if you learn their vocabulary". FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES. This is half...

Wife 1.0 Just Released Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In...

"Why Sheep Are Better Than Women" 1. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. 2. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. 3. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. 4. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. 5. Nuttin' beats mutton. 6. Sheep won't...

"Why Dogs Are Better than Women" Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs understand that you are their master. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs like it when...

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