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Garn, just imagine if Hooters got an SST to fly. The G-forces.....

A cavity search???? That was so much some little a**hole trying to teach her a lesson for not 'respecting my authoriti' as Cartman says.

Nah, she is 13 this year we think. She was a rescue cat, although how anyone could give away such a sweet little cat as that I will never know. She is very gentle; never having even scratched either of us since she has lived with us; although she did pee on the floor once and only once when my...

I have proof that they are anti-intellectual. Exhibit A: Get away from the computer and look at me!! Exhibit B: Well, now I have his attention, what shall I do?? Exhibit C: I know! I'll have a bit of a wash...... Sorry about the size of the piccies. If they are too much, I will take...

This place kicks ass!!

:D You captured my handwriting perfectly!

Now it is all starting to go a bit wrong....we need someone to blame. It is like Rats eating one of their own wounded.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2899823.stm

Not when you have animals in suits all with their snouts in the trough.....

Important instructions on what to do in the event of a Terrorist attack!! Remember kids, duck and cover! http://www.gdart.plus.com/duck_and_cover.htm

From the Giver, or Flagreen as he is more commonly known, that is very amusing. So Bill, do you actually have any opinions about Iraq that you would care to post under your name? It is nice and easy to file all of your 'Giver' opinions under the 'highly amusing and oh-so very clever windup'...

You have a PM.

Windows 98!!!! Doh!

This Congressman seems very enlightened. But then you read about the books he his written!!!! http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/29310.html

Scumbags..... http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=shorebird11&sort=3&rows=25&since=-1&rd=1

I dunno. I started on the Net on 1994. I found the experience a little difficult to get into at first. There was a certain 'lack of a point' back then. Despite moronic spammers, which can actually have quite a charm of their own under some circumstances, I prefer the Net (or information...

I just found this release of the mission control data. At 0853, there is a loss of temperature sensors in hydraulics systems in the trailing edge of the left wing. At 0856, sensors in the left main gear tyre-wheel well report a temperature increase. At 0858, three temperature sensors on the...

I don't think these guys were alive for very long after the problems started. I have just seen the crash footage all of the way through. The first thing that you notice is two small white specks that fly off of the main vapour trail. I reckon that was a structural failure. Either one of the...

Nasty.... Got any funny jokes about Israelis?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/7/29109.html

Another take on this: http://212.100.234.54/content/7/28914.html

This statement is incorrect. Intel designed socket 370 for PPGA Celerons. The Intel i810DC100 as it first came out did not support the Coppermine core. That was left to the i810e which also did 133FSB as well. As time went on, Intel introduced later steppings of the i810 which introduced...

Well, I finally dumped my 'experimental' IDE RAID0 C drive. It was a pair of 30Gb GXP 75s. Yeah, I know I know! I just could not be arsed to muck around with it, but I have been living on borrowed time for too long now. I finally got round to 'home testing' a new Fujitsu MAP series 36GB 10K...

This is incorrect. There are two armed response units for the whole of my area. They are both cars, and have two officers in each. No vans, no SWAT teams. They are never 'just minutes away'. Have you seen the traffic in my part of the world???

Most of my local force. I have sold many of them computers. How many Brits do you know Cliptin? :wink:

Erm, very nicely thanks for asking. I have never actually looked at or held a real working (i.e. one that can fire live rounds) gun before in my life. I don't know many people here that have. No one I know is unhappy about that either. I don't recall ever hearing anyone complain about their...

Excellent! All is forgiven!

By the way; who owns Blue Winter Waves? Or is this guy for real?

Ok then! :mrgrn:

Well. The last three three were a bit obvious, but The Giver is nearly flawless. It is only recently that his statements have been getting a bit suspicious (not to mention insulting! :( ) I am both impressed and scared at the same time!!

I have a P4 2.4B at home. I also have a Tyan dual PIII 1ghz mobo with 1GB ECC SDRAM knocking around. I am toying with the idea of building a sytem, but I have a definite dose of can't-be-arseditis. I may sell it.

I know exactly which one of those two it is with The Giver! :roll:

:lol: :lol: Once again, The Giver has managed to make me laugh quite a lot. Here we have a fine example from SR of The Giver keeping to his rules about respect for others: And making things up.... And now suddenly The Giver thinks he is being insulted. :P I know, I think I can find...

Doh! foray, not forey......

Well, since we seem to be having a forey into 'Are you being Served?' world with our Avatars, I thought I would join in. Now, were is Miss Brahms?

Memo To All Staff From Tech Support: It has been determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec. 31, 2002. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound...

http://home.planetinternet.be/~bbaeyen2/thb/index.html

Bugger......

Thanks, Jake. Not a day goes by when I don't reply what happened. Usually in the form of a flashback. Now I know what they mean by 'Post Traumatic Stress Disorder'.

Excellent! I have the same problem over here in Blighty. "Would you like fries with that?" " No, I would like chips please." "So, small fries then?" "Grr, no small chips please." "Whats that grinding noise?" "That'll be my teeth then". Etc etc. Anyone seen that Michael Douglas film...

I am sorry for you and your family. I share your grief this year myself.

Oh dear! No more Maxtors for my company. I would, however like to have some of the drugs that they must be on to come up with something like this one though.

I've been up against Dell for years. In the server and workstation segment they are useless. I only occasionly lose a deal and that is normally because of an incompentent or fat and lazy civil servant who would far rather pay an American company more money for their PC than buy from a local...

Speaking as someone who does pay $5 a gallon for petrol and some I think that is the only way to stop the gas-guzzlers. I hate paying it, but it sure as hell makes you think about what car to buy. We also pay a graduated car tax on new cars depending on their emissions. Another cool idea...

http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html :lol: :lol: :lol:

P.S. Sorry Tea about the whole flea-picking comment. Twas nothing personal! :mrgrn:

Kick Ass! Thanks Tea for your kind comments. More on their way. I just have to work up a bit more vitreolic bile....... :P

Type 14: The double standards buyer. Not so much a class of person but a state of mind, this common affliction can affect all sorts of otherwise perfectly rational people. They walk in and sit down. They are wearing expensive designer...

He he! I had a type 13 in not so long ago. In the end, after the third time the PC broke, i had to tell the mother that her son had been looking at porn, and that was why her computer kept failing. She went for him outside in the street in front of his mate!!! Oops, I think I may have just...

He he.... Nope, my slipped disk is playing up and causing the muscle in my left thigh to cramp up, constantly and without let up. This constant pain for some reason causes me to lose my normally easy-going approach to other people.....

WARNING: The above customer may without warning start to throw its own dung around the place and then start to furiously masturbate in the corner. Do not ever look at them or their missus for more than five seconds at a time or you risk being hit for “looking at them fuuny”.