Ahh, how could I have forgotten Radio Birdman? Well do I remember reading some half-brained gig review in
Juke or
RAM or one of those rags I tremble to admit I used to consumme assidously as a younger man, and - seeing as I spent every spare penny on records in those days - figuring I'd give this unheard-of Sydney band a try: Radio Birdman,
Radios Appear. One of the best $6.95 I've ever spent.
I should still have it somewhere about the place. Maybe. But it motivated me to go looking for
The Hand of Law. Didn't find it, but I found
this page and relived
Murder City Nights ('lived?' 'murder?" - whatever). Alas, it's a poor recording of a poor live performance, perhaps some of the other tracks hosted there are better.
(Note to mods: this, believe it or not, is the very first MP3 I have
ever downloaded from the net. Oh, except for some bird calls. It seems to be public enough so I presume it's legal, but if not, please mutilate my URL suitably. I have no idea about this stuff. In general, the music I'm interested in these days has no copyright. Mozart has been deal a long while now.)
ALLRIGHT!!!! I just finished downloading
Descent Into The Maelstrom, the one and only studio recording listed on that page.
Much more like it. Apparently it's a 1995 digital remaster of the original 1976ish track from
Radios Appear. Remaster? Or a different recording? Sounds more like the latter: I could swear the lead guitar is different (and inferior). Also, unless it's my ordinary-quality sound rig that's playing tricks on me, the mix is pox. It seems more spacious, more open, more accessible to the casual ear - and it's lost that vital key to any serious headbanging piece: the driving rhythm guitar that hammers at your brain until it turns to custard and dribbles out your ears.
Idiot! Good God! Do you play a Mozart serenade with a 105-man orchestra? Do you play Bach on electric guitar and Moog synthesiser? Do you try for a nice, clean, professional sound with strings and girl singers in the background when you do a digital remaster of
Pretty Vacant? Seems to me like some moron in the booth tried to make the Birdman sound like a 90s band. Still, it's better than nothing.