Help Desk: A woman asks support for her "love software&

Prof.Wizard

Wannabe Storage Freak
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Software Support


Dear Help Desk,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the
accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as
SARFU 5.0 and CRICKET 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs
and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Please help!

Desperate



Dear Desperate,

Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0
and Flowers 7.0. but remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound
files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Help Desk.

:lol:
 

CougTek

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