Vlad The Impaler
Learning Storage Performance
HISTORICAL INACCURACIES IN PEARL HARBOUR
10. Map on wall in Admiral’s office re-touched to eliminate every country, except for America and Japan – which has been re-named “Iraq”.
9. Japanese fleet led by crazed Arab terrorist Osama bin Laden, riding a giant, fire breathing winged dog poo.
8. Brief scene of British RAF officers sitting around in their garden in England, having tea with the Queen, and wishing they were as cool as the Americans.
7. Japanese pilots deliberately flying their planes into an orphanage, fluffy puppy sanctuary and wheelchair factory.
6. Scene of furious American officers cursing “England” for it’s laziness, and cowardly failure to get involved with the war in the Pacific.
5. Atomic bomb revealed to be nothing more than a bin liner full of flour. All deaths during the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings dismissed as nothing more than idiot, panicked Japanese running into walls, and choking to death on their own evilness.
4. World War II won by a simple farm boy flying his crop-duster into the main barrel of the Japanese mothership’s laser cannon.
3. Cackling Japanese leaders drawing up plans for a weapon that’s loads worse than the atomic bomb.
2. Heroic American pilots shown giving 40% of their earnings to charity.
1. Coca-Cola and McDonalds logos emblazoned on the side of American warships. Also, American pilots shown flying their planes with Microsoft joysticks.
10. Map on wall in Admiral’s office re-touched to eliminate every country, except for America and Japan – which has been re-named “Iraq”.
9. Japanese fleet led by crazed Arab terrorist Osama bin Laden, riding a giant, fire breathing winged dog poo.
8. Brief scene of British RAF officers sitting around in their garden in England, having tea with the Queen, and wishing they were as cool as the Americans.
7. Japanese pilots deliberately flying their planes into an orphanage, fluffy puppy sanctuary and wheelchair factory.
6. Scene of furious American officers cursing “England” for it’s laziness, and cowardly failure to get involved with the war in the Pacific.
5. Atomic bomb revealed to be nothing more than a bin liner full of flour. All deaths during the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings dismissed as nothing more than idiot, panicked Japanese running into walls, and choking to death on their own evilness.
4. World War II won by a simple farm boy flying his crop-duster into the main barrel of the Japanese mothership’s laser cannon.
3. Cackling Japanese leaders drawing up plans for a weapon that’s loads worse than the atomic bomb.
2. Heroic American pilots shown giving 40% of their earnings to charity.
1. Coca-Cola and McDonalds logos emblazoned on the side of American warships. Also, American pilots shown flying their planes with Microsoft joysticks.