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Storage? I am Storage!
Dear President Bush,
Good to see you doing well in your new job. I know that we belong to different parties, but we are both Americans, and that is the most important thing, after all.
I have noticed that you have been having a bit of trouble with planes being hijacked and flown into buildings. Well, I learned a thing or two in my time so I thought I'd write to you and pass on the idea I had to deal with that.
We both know that the terrorists we have to face are Muslim fanatics, and (of course) are afraid to look at naked women. Well, George, it's time you passed a law to retire all the stewardesses and replace them with strippers. (You will find plenty of willing applicants in Vegas, and other towns too.) The terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes, and what's more, all the businessmen who stopped travelling by air after 911 will come flooding back, which will put the airline industry back on its feet, ensure a fresh flow of orders to Boeing, and lots more jet fuel being bought from your friends in Texas.
Let me know if I can help you with any other little thing.
Yours faithfully,
W J Clinton
Good to see you doing well in your new job. I know that we belong to different parties, but we are both Americans, and that is the most important thing, after all.
I have noticed that you have been having a bit of trouble with planes being hijacked and flown into buildings. Well, I learned a thing or two in my time so I thought I'd write to you and pass on the idea I had to deal with that.
We both know that the terrorists we have to face are Muslim fanatics, and (of course) are afraid to look at naked women. Well, George, it's time you passed a law to retire all the stewardesses and replace them with strippers. (You will find plenty of willing applicants in Vegas, and other towns too.) The terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes, and what's more, all the businessmen who stopped travelling by air after 911 will come flooding back, which will put the airline industry back on its feet, ensure a fresh flow of orders to Boeing, and lots more jet fuel being bought from your friends in Texas.
Let me know if I can help you with any other little thing.
Yours faithfully,
W J Clinton
