Review of a great book!

[Vlad The Impaler]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sissyreader.html

 

[Mercutio]

The fact that the attitudes in the link above exist at all - even if they are being mocked (Landover Baptist is pretty regularly mistaken for a "real" web site) - fills me with ichorous digust.

 

[Groltz]

I'll bet that the nice folks that run Amazon.com audibly gnash their teeth when they happen across parodies like that.