If it's too offending I'll remove it, but I’ve never heard of such a tail!
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html
Check out this news article!!! :o
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Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
Well, y'all probably all know my proclivities from SR; I just think it's hysterical.
Mercutio said:Well, y'all probably all know my proclivities from SR; I just think it's hysterical.
Next thing you know their will be a size listed on a license to keep track of potential killers. My goodness, how does that woman walk?
Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
She either has the strongest back on earth or else she doesn't move around a whole lot offstage.
When I worked in a strip club[1], I knew one girl who was working so she could pay to get her (natural) DD-cup reduced to a B or C.
The other thing is, 72-DD does not exist. That's not really a bra size. For those that don't know, bra size is roughly a description of how many inches a woman's breasts add to the widest portion of her chest and back. DD generally means about five inches. 67 inches around the chest is, um, well, I'm 56" at the shoulders, and sometimes I have trouble going through doors.
Being pedantic again, but it's interesting to see how much exaggeration there is to this stuff (not that she might not be 72-inches around, just that the bra size is obviously incorrect. Geez I'm such a weenie).
[1] I was a bouncer. Not a performer, obviously.
When I worked in a strip club[1], I knew one girl who was working so she could pay to get her (natural) DD-cup reduced to a B or C.
The other thing is, 72-DD does not exist. That's not really a bra size. For those that don't know, bra size is roughly a description of how many inches a woman's breasts add to the widest portion of her chest and back. DD generally means about five inches. 67 inches around the chest is, um, well, I'm 56" at the shoulders, and sometimes I have trouble going through doors.
Being pedantic again, but it's interesting to see how much exaggeration there is to this stuff (not that she might not be 72-inches around, just that the bra size is obviously incorrect. Geez I'm such a weenie).
[1] I was a bouncer. Not a performer, obviously.
James
Storage is cool
Seems like she is probably a bouncer, too.
haha gotta love Astalavista's newstickers. I got that info on my active desktop yesterday morning :mrgrn:
How about the one about the schoolkids (15 years old) gang-bang who were recording their own porno movie in the locker rooms of a swimming pool in order to put it on the net and sell it to classmates? Its somewhere on www.shortnews.com , lots of interesting stuff there
How about the one about the schoolkids (15 years old) gang-bang who were recording their own porno movie in the locker rooms of a swimming pool in order to put it on the net and sell it to classmates? Its somewhere on www.shortnews.com , lots of interesting stuff there
Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
Hoax. Apparently, Yahoo posts stories from the Weekly World News (a supermarket tabloid noted for some hilariously fake news stories, which the truly ignorant sometimes think is real) in its entertainment section. If you go up one level from that story, you get this:
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/
From the above link:
Itty-Bitty Elephants - America's Hot New Pet Craze!
Mars Is Turning Red White And Blue
Woman's Leg Hops To Hopspital To Get Help
... I think you get the idea.
A bit of search shows there really is a "Kandy Kane", a stripper/novelty performer with the very unique talent of playing the piano with her breasts.
... and on that note I believe I've fully crossed the line into full offensive material.
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/
From the above link:
Itty-Bitty Elephants - America's Hot New Pet Craze!
Mars Is Turning Red White And Blue
Woman's Leg Hops To Hopspital To Get Help
... I think you get the idea.
A bit of search shows there really is a "Kandy Kane", a stripper/novelty performer with the very unique talent of playing the piano with her breasts.
... and on that note I believe I've fully crossed the line into full offensive material.
Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
Yes, I would. It's been at least a half-hour and no confirmation message, either.
Have you bugged your hosting provider about SMTP config yet?
Have you bugged your hosting provider about SMTP config yet?
Mercutio said:
I haven't bugged them, but I've been bugging the middle man involved. Damn, and i thought it was working. Supercaff signed up and I noticed right after that he confirmed, so it must have worked for him. Did you put the right e-mail address in? I'll PM you with it.
random...I love this face, i just found it. :eekers:
Adcadet
Storage Freak
something to hope for...errr, I mean think about, for my bachelor party coming up in a little over a year.
Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
Does the soon-to-be-MrsCadet know what you're hoping for?
Hm. Guess I'm not a bachelor party kind of guy.
Hm. Guess I'm not a bachelor party kind of guy.
Adcadet
Storage Freak
Mercutio said:
Oh, she's well aware of it. We have been dating for quite some time. Luckily for me she enjoys making me happy.
Vlad The Impaler
Learning Storage Performance
Oh dear!
Fushigi
Storage Is My Life
I'll be the Best Man at my best friend's wedding in July. In turn, he'll be my Best Man at my wedding in August. While someone of Ms. Kane's profession may be involved at our bachelor parties, neither of us would find that degree of enhancement very erotic. I much prefer the natural look.
Hey Mercutio, since I'm in Chicagoland and the wedding will be in Michigan City, know of any places along 80/94 we could visit (not in Gary, of course!).
- Fushigi
Hey Mercutio, since I'm in Chicagoland and the wedding will be in Michigan City, know of any places along 80/94 we could visit (not in Gary, of course!).
- Fushigi
Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
There are three joints along an access road just off the 80-94 exit on Cline in Griffith, another two (one a Deja Vu) right next to each other, south on the rt. 53 exit in Lake Station. There are also a couple in Lansing and Cal City. As far as I know, there are no strip clubs in Gary. AMAZING numbers of adult bookstores and possibly the only adult theater still operating in the area, but no strip clubs. Another example of Gary not competing in the regional marketplace.
I've never been in any of the above, so don't hold me accountable for your experience. I do know that one of the clubs along Cline doesn't have a liquor license. Most places that don't serve alcohol do full nude dancing. That's probably a different crowd than the sort of place I worked in.
I've never been in any of the above, so don't hold me accountable for your experience. I do know that one of the clubs along Cline doesn't have a liquor license. Most places that don't serve alcohol do full nude dancing. That's probably a different crowd than the sort of place I worked in.
Mercutio
Fatwah on Western Digital
Fushigi,
A poll of my friends and relatives who visit strip clubs suggests the following:
The clubs are better in Chicago. You already knew that.
The "best" place to go if you're going for just the stripping is the Deja Vu just off Cline (you can see it from 80-94). It doesn't have a liquor license, though.
The Best place if you actually want a drink is a place called Dreamgirls in Lake Station.
A poll of my friends and relatives who visit strip clubs suggests the following:
The clubs are better in Chicago. You already knew that.
The "best" place to go if you're going for just the stripping is the Deja Vu just off Cline (you can see it from 80-94). It doesn't have a liquor license, though.
The Best place if you actually want a drink is a place called Dreamgirls in Lake Station.