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Go wash your mouth out with soap young man! 8)

Oh yeah, you have him pegged alright. That's him to a tee. A French African-American of Haitian descent. His father (may he rest in peace) was Papa Doc Duvalier and his mother Bridget Bardot. He emigrated to the US after escaping torture at the hands of the Tonton Macoute following the rise to...

The giver sends his congratulations! Stop by the bar and have a drink on him. But keep your hands to yourself young man. :)

LOL You know, if only she would shave and lose a "stone" or two she might not be that bad looking a wench. Of course, a paper sack would still be necessary. But then, The Giver is not perfect either. He was born with a heart two sizes too large. He cares too much. It's his crime, bring out the...

Worst of all, DB just can't seem to keep his pants up. One of these days the Miss's will catch him, then it's all over. She outweighs him you know. And swings that rolling pin of hers around as if it were light as a feather. High on life Barkeep, high on life.

Indeed Sir, he has. The Giver does embibe on occasion. Soda Pop, that is. You see, The Giver is high on life. He needs no intoxicants to slay mighty dragons, woo fair maidens, or simply to just enjoy life as one does when he is The Giver. BTW - Have you met "Drunken Bastard" yet? Have they...

What light shines through yon window? Hark, tis' the sun's reflection off of my change finally from my last purchase!

The Giver's still here, The Giver's not through! Libs all around, circling with glee There is foam on their mouth's But The Giver shan't flee... He's here for the duration with mission in hand To defend his dear nation, to defend his dear land To let in the light so that others might...

Well you are entitled to your opinion Merc. And I do understand that given your current difficulties make this perhaps more unpleasant for you than it is for others. I will accept the admin group's decision on whether I stay or not but certainly will not leave or drop either persona based on...

UD doesn't mix well with Intel cpus does it?

'tis I my friends, flagreen. I first created The Giver to be free to express some very strong opinions I held regarding 9-11 and the subsequent multitude of posts on the subject at SR. I did this to avoid straining friendships I had at the time. Things rapidly grew out of control and "The Giver"...

The_Giver? Not quite... So what is the new signature to be my friend?

The Russians cry like little women! Next time they should send their men to the Olympics!

Oh please excuse The Giver! He thought this was Storage Forum.

You concede it is a boring forum then. Interesting. The Giver would have thought a new member such as yourself would have a higher opinion of the joint. :) But you're right, it is still boring. And it's going to stay that way until Storage Review gets their money Tannin!?! Things will get...

Damn this place is boring without me around....zzzzz...

That's it fellows! The Giver is gone! See Ya!

Let me ask you a question... what kind of moron would waste his time writing sonnets to The Giver? It's hilarious!

The Giver fails to see how it could harm SR, in fact one would think that after 24hrs either Eugene or Davin or both have seen it. And certainly if they did not approve they would have locked or deleted the thread by now or at least let The Giver know.

A blatant insult to be sure! Were The Giver so unfortunate as to merely just be one of you "little people" he would take that link right over to Storage Review and do his part to be rid of the cad!

You don't think Storage Review is a worthy cause?

...to be rid of The Giver. Check out this thread at Storage Review. If the Goal of $500 is achieved The Giver will disappear from not only Storage Review's forum's but from this site's also. http://forums.storagereview.net/viewtopic.php?t=1166 To Forum Management - The Giver apologises if this...

As gesture of incredible good will, and in a display of his infinite mercy, The Giver hereby grant's his proxy to Tea for purposes of this poll only. The Giver has not, and will not cast a vote himself. Despite the fact that he agrees with flag about what the name should be.

Baby steps... baby steps...

The Giver is trying to play Icewind Dale. Not as good a game the Myth series. Anyone else played Myth 2 or 3?

Hey! How about a rule prohibiting posting in the G.D. Subject bar? 8) Santilli, An excellent post my Brotha' This is exactly what The Giver has been trying to say. And Handruin's post above indicating that one's opinion will be the measure of his intelligence around here (intelligence is...

Defining what you want can be difficult... It was emotional, but not at all irrational. More precisely it is know as moral outrage. Ok, one more time for all those who seem to think The Giver hasn't aleardy told you - From the previous page;

Yeah... so? Not sure what you are getting at. The Giver's concern was that a rule which could be obeyed by anyone was pointless. And he had another concern about this but will not go into that again. Look, here's the "Deal", were you to change the rule regarding not "pissing people off" to not...

Tannin, regarding the following - Though you took The Giver's statement as a slur, have you asked yourself if it was intended as such? Is there not just the slightest possibility that The Giver was expressing his moral outrage at what he saw as discrimination? Either way, the statement may have...

Ah but suppose the motivation behind both the "Whites Only" rule and that of allowing only those who are "intelligent, literate, and don't piss off others" is essentially the same? That is, to discriminate against those who are different from one's self. The Giver suggests they are essentially...

Cool it.... The Giver is unsure whether it is entirely fair to take Greg's statement above apart from the context in which it was written. However based on this statement it would appear that Greg does indeed see eye to eye with Tannin on what the mission statement is here. That is - "You want...

The Giver edited out the remainder of your post as it deals with the rules you attempting to establish. However that which The Giver has quoted above deals with what perhaps is an issue you may want to iron out prior to writing or adopting any rules. The Giver says this because the purpose of...

The Giver has already done this in a previous post. Please read his posts if you are genuinely are interested in The Giver's thoughts. The Giver is not trying to destroy anything. He is merely trying to ascertain what type of forum you have, or better said, are building. Is that Ok with you...

Then how do you square that with this quotation from Tannin?; In addition to the ominous sound of "You want fair, you go to Yahoo Forums", note the qualifiers of "intelligent and literate" attached to the implied qualification for membership here. Must one be intelligent to be a member here? If...

Well of course you aren't obligated to buy one a PC or provide them with an ISP. That really as you know is an absurd notion. This is not what The Giver was referring to when he mentioned equal access. But then you know that already. But are you saying you feel no moral obligation to allow...

As the Declaration of Independence was brought into this discussion by others, perhaps it would be helpful to re-examine an essential truth expressed within it that has relevance to the discussion at hand regarding the concept of providing equal access to all. It has been pointed out in...

The Giver was speaking of the means by which one might control women, not a forum Greg. What literal interpretation is that? The Giver was not suggesting that anyone was breaking the law nor that were they compelled to follow it in this circumstance. No restriction of who may join does not mean...

Cool it.... Well in fairness, The Giver was not planning on calling the Department of Justice Greg. The Giver is very aware that this is a private enterprise and not necessarily subject to the limitations which the Bill of Rights imposes on public entities. If you want a site which discriminates...

Women Santilli, wild and wonderful Women! The Giver has no idea. Nothing The Giver has tried has ever worked. 8)

Straightforward mate? Webster says; Main Entry: 1straight·for·ward Pronunciation: "strAt-'for-w&rd, 'strAt-" Function: adjective Date: 1806 1 a : free from evasiveness or obscurity : EXACT, CANDID <a straightforward account> b : CLEAR-CUT, PRECISE 2 : proceeding in a straight course or...

Whatever you do avoid Proctology. It's nothing but one A--hole after another in that specialty. :nono: Ok.. so it's a real bad joke. But at least it's on topic?

Why not just hang a "Whites Only" sign out front. Of course you may have to amend that to include "No Jews Allowed". Oh wait a minute... those nasty conservatives piss you liberals off too don't they? Better exclude them too. Yeah that's it - Whites Only! No Jews! No Conservatives! Nor other...

The Giver is hoping it's Mercutio 8)

Thomas Jefferson and James Madison are turning over in their graves. You just pissed The Giver off. So much for rule number one. Do the rules apply to all? Or just us anti-social uncivilised types? That you feel guilty and are going out of your way to justify what is about to come? The Giver is...

The Giver can't quite recall... is it Mercutio that dies in a sword fight at the beginning?

And most painful of all... Beowulf! :bigeek:

The Giver fear there will be nightmares tonight.... Canteberry Tales and Chaucer and such... Ahhhhhhhh!

Say what? The Giver thinks someone "bit" your "nibble" Mercutio, better check it in the mirror guy.

Seriously though... Are you guys going to have rules or what? The Giver sees the rules as his friend. The sooner you have them up, the better. They not only condemn the guilty but also protect the innocent from mob rule and chaos.