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    Cosmic Nick

    A local magazine recently published profiles of six contenders for Lord Mayor (the Lord is a carry over from when there were multiple cities making up Brisbane). Here's one of them:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Groundwater in Brisbane News
    Although he's no longer campaigning aftere being involuntarily admitted into psychiatric care, Nick Kapsis remains a valid candidate amd his name will appear on the ballot paper. According to his website, his plans include declaring independence from the state and federal governments. "Cosmic Nick" as he's known, says he is a pyschic mathematician, and plans to alter local government in Brisbane using "cosmic law" ideas.

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    He couldn't be contacted for this story.

    So, I now have no problem working out who I'm going to vote for.

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    Might as well put Mr. Squiggle on the ballot too.
    Do wat du wolt, die Lut snakt doch.

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    "I coulda been a condenda."

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    An ya woula been a winna. I'da puta my shirt onit. (If I'da had a shirt ta put onit.)
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    I've always said that we in the United States need something like the Raving Looney Party to lighten up our elections. But no one wants to compaign while in a clown suit....
    It's not what you know, but who you know.

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    They're waiting for somebody to take the initiative..

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    I don't think that I'm Scottish enough to do it. I mean, I enjoy wearing kilts, but people look at me oddly.
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    You don't think the recent California elections were bad enough?

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    Yes, but he wasn't wearing the clown suit when he won. Still won't.
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