You are all a lot of fakes!

[Tea]

Ha! "So what do we all look like", eh?

What a lot of shonky fakesters you all are! Seems like there is not one of you who has the guts to post a picture of your real self.

Do think you can fool me? Well, you might be pulling the wool over some members' eyes, but I ain't falling for it. So before the rest of you all go posting still more dumb fake pictures that don't look anything like your real selves, just remember that I am an ape - you're not dealing with a mere all-intelligence-and-no-damn-sense human being here, I can use my animal magnetism to discover this stuff by intuition, you know. And I've got to know you all pretty well by now.

So: this is your last warning: any more fake pictures, and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.

[simonstre]

Just kidding... who posted fake pics? Many of us or not? I'll post mine as soon as I have one. :) You'll be afraid...

[Prof.Wizard]

So: this is your last warning: any more fake pictures, and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.
Go on! :D

[Prof.Wizard]

So: this is your last warning: any more fake pictures, and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.
Go on! :D

[Tea]

Well, most of them, Simon. Take that Prof. Wizard for starters. Did you see that ridiculous picture he put up? Ha! I know you are fairly new around here, but I can tell you, I've known Constantine for years, and he doesn't look anything like that.

This is the real Prof. Wizard.

http://www.redhill.net.au/sf/prof.jpg

[Prof.Wizard]

Mwahahahahaahaha! :lol:

Hey, there's NO WAY I'm this Nerd... :o

[Tea]

And I think I have one of Mark Turner around here too. Is this it?

http://www.cs.brown.edu/people/mak/face.gif

No. That's his younger brother. I'm sure I have a proper photo of Mark here somewhere.

[Stereodude]

Me in Taiwan for business.

http://stereo.d2g.com:900/stereo_01.jpg

Stereodude

[Tea]

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~amc/adam-face.jpg

Timwhit, of course.

[Bartender]

Don't forget Buck's picture Tea.

[simonstre]

Tea, where did you get all this stuff??? :) PeeWee (as everybody seems to call him here :)) is almost like the picture he sent, but without the glasses.

Much better without it, also... :roll:

[Tea]

Now, can we stand a glamour shot or two? Why not. This is Kristi.

http://www.cs.chalmers.se/~hallgren/pics/KatarinaBadar.jpg

That was taken before I was born, of course. These days her hair has grown a little darker and she usually wears more clothes than that. Oh, and she is a bit taller.


Now, seeing as we seem to be on a theme of personal hygiene this is Sol, together with a friend of mine, who was helping him out with his dandruf problem.

http://www.cs.chalmers.se/~hallgren/pics/face.jpg

[Tea]

http://www.danheller.com/images/Me/ridiculous-face.jpg

Mercutio.

[Tea]

Ahh, I knew I had a picture of P5-133XL lying around somewhere. This one is a bit dated - it was taken at his college graduation as I recall - but it's a pretty good likeness. Mind you, he's clean-shaven now. A shame really, as a nice coating of fur always looks good in a human, I think.

http://www.futcher.com/face-shot.jpg

[Mercutio]

I don't think so, Tea. I couldn't grow a beard if I wanted one, for one thing. :P

[Mercutio]

http://www.bga.com/~welbon/sock.puppet.jpg

A rare picture of Tannin, sans beard, and Tea.

[Bartender]

Nice one Mercutio, but you forgot to color in the eyes on the sock.

[Tannin]

Ahh yes. As you can see, that was in my Western Digital days.

[Cliptin]

[quote="MercutioA rare picture of Tannin, sans beard, and Tea.[/quote]
bahhhahhahahahahhaaahahahahah
*breathe*
bahhhahhahahahahhaaahahahahah

[Jake the Dog]

well spotted tony.

[timwhit]

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~amc/adam-face.jpg

Timwhit, of course.

Good try, I'm almost that nerdy...but no glasses and blonder hair.

Wait, I'm not a nerd.

[Bartender]

Ahh yes. As you can see, that was in my Western Digital days.

Blasted tape-seal drives.

[timwhit]

I almost burst out laughing when I saw that picture of me that Tannin posted...but then I remembered that I'm at work and my boss might wonder what the hell is wrong with me. (I'm supposed to be commenting code right now, not reading SF).

[Bartender]

Here is Tannin at Kristi's graduation.

http://www259.pair.com/urlaub/hlm/images/BOYLENME.jpg

Kristi has grown, hasn't she. Too bad Tannin was on the bottle.

[timwhit]

Too bad Tannin was on the bottle.

That's great...but Tannin said that Kristi was much prettier...

[Prof.Wizard]

OK Tea, I've had enough... You think you can pull us all fakes? Guess what?! I found YOUR photo. Hidden somewhere in my drawer back from that trip of mine in Ballarat. You are FAKE too...

Here's your real one:

http://www.petrats.org.uk/images/portraits/Sidney2.jpg

A big, ugly, hairy, scared... RAT. You heard it right... Tea is no monkey... :lol:

[Groltz]

...and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.

Go ahead Tea...I can hardly wait to see it. ;-)

[Koggit]

Wait, I'm not a nerd.

And here we see the first stage of denial.[/quote]

[flagreen]

Ok if you insist Tea, here I am in my youth getting a bite to eat;

http://home1.gte.net/res0hopz/kidbowl.jpg

[Tannin]

Flagreen, that is a truly magnificent picture!

[Mercutio]

Just a historical footnote: The Tannin/Tea image I posted just happens to be the very first thing that comes up when you search for "sock puppet" through google's image search feature.

I kid you not.

[Koggit]

Ok if you insist Tea, here I am in my youth getting a bite to eat;

http://home1.gte.net/res0hopz/kidbowl.jpg

Thats about his speed. j/k

[Tannin]

It is also an astonishingly good likeness! Don't be misled by that terrible picture of the "Friday Tannin" posted in the other thread by that tart Tea, I usually have much shorter hair than in her picture (#3 comb) and a barely visible beard (#2 comb, #1 if I feel like it), a slightly receding hairline just like the guy in the picture, near enough to the same complexion, and not disimilar facial features. Plus I like to work on baby AT systems. OK I don't wear glasses, but that aside, the only reason I can be sure that he is not me is because I usually dress to the left!

[Tea]

Groltz trying to overclock his brain with 100V AC.

http://www.stanfordalumni.org/images/travel_vacation/travel_study/gifs/face.jpg

[Tea]

http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/er/seh/shroud.gif

The Giver.

[Tea]

http://www.santafe.edu/~mark/portrait.gif

Simonstre.

[Tea]

http://www.senate.gov/~appropriations/agriculture/Portrait.jpg

Flagreen.

[Groltz]

Groltz trying to overclock his brain with 100V AC.

Well that earned my laughter...No doubt about it. It couldn't much further away from what I really look like though.

What a vivid imagination our little orange furred yard-ape has.

[simonstre]

Tea, nice try. But you're not even close :)


I'm older than that... ;)

[Prof.Wizard]

I wonder where you find those dudes Tea... :lol:
(except Christ of course, I recognized HIM!)

[Tea]

A bump for iGary's benefit. I wouldn't want him getting the idea that those pictures in the other thread are genuine.

[Jake the Dog]

Pradeep celebrating a successful deer hunting session:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/chillicom/forums/other/wtf.jpg




me puts on flame suit!

[Tea]

(Tea sees picture of Pradeep, laughs uproariously)

(Tea reads writing on shirt, stops laughing.)

[Buck]

Great picture Jake - what a way to start the morning. Oh, and the name on the shirt is priceless.

[Pradeep]

(Tea sees picture of Pradeep, laughs uproariously)

(Tea reads writing on shirt, stops laughing.)

LOL. I'd get you back Jake but I'm half frozen from stalking in a foot of powder snow this morning. Perhaps when I'm defrosted.

[Jake the Dog]

uh oh...

(thanks for having a good sense of humour Pradeep :))

[OT: Polizei]

Prima Bild Jake.

[Clocker]

Gimme your best shot, Tea....you stinkin' furball... :lol:

[Pradeep]

So Clocker has your hunt been successful this year?

[Clocker]

Pradeep-

Unfortunately, my grandmother past away on November 11th (Veteran's Day). It was not all that unexpected but it did occur a little earlier than we thought it would. I could not go hunting because I felt obligated to be at the funeral home all day the 14th & 15th and then attend the funeral & wake on the 16th. That was the only time I would have had time to hunt and I felt it would be rather selfish of me to take any time off during those days when I should be at the funeral home with my mother & father and my grandmother's friends and (our) family etc. When you are 91 years old, there aren't that many visitors so I really needed to be there.

Of course, my sibling did not feel any such obligation, went hunting anyway, and got a deer so god damn freaking big that he actually had to cut it in half to drag it back to his truck. That's my brother and I...complete opposites. My parents and I are convinced that either my brother or myself were accidentally switched at the hospital with another baby.

I'm going hunting next year!!! I already have my vacation schedule planned. Scheiße! I've got so much gear, my smoothbore 20ga is sighted in so I can put a rifled slug in a 4" circle at 50 yards (with open sights), and I feel the insatiable need to kill something! I guess an nForce2 mobo will have to tide me over until then... :-)

C

[Tea]

You nasty man. What did that nForce2 motherboard ever do to you?

[blakerwry]

lol

[Splash]

Ha! "So what do we all look like", eh?

What a lot of shonky fakesters you all are! Seems like there is not one of you who has the guts to post a picture of your real self.


BUSTED!

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