Moderation Prices

[flagreen]

As time is money (and my time in particular is highly valued by yours truly), I have put together the following price list for services rendered here in the SF forums;

Edit your text for you - $7.95 per instance

Edit someone else's text for you - $14.95 per instance

Delete your offensive post for you - $10.95 per instance

Delete someone else's offensive post for you - $19.95 per instance

Delete all of someone else's posts on your behalf - $39.95 per member
(much better deal than the per instance charge!)

Bounce an unruly patron from Pub for you - $10.95
(additional service charge of $4.95 will be required to bounce DB)

Bounce a sober Patron from the Pub - Free if one should ever appear.

Bounce any Patron caught drinking Schlitz, Fosters or La Batts - No charge.

Force Tea to put on decent clothing prior to entering the premises - No charge.

All prices = US Dollars (No funny money please!)

PayPal accepted.

Note - Any negative feedback from this announcement will be immediately deleted.

:beer:

[James]

Bill, I'm writing out a cheque (you might call it a "check"). Shall I make it out to "Reality"?

[flagreen]

Bill, I'm writing out a cheque (you might call it a "check"). Shall I make it out to "Reality"?
Make it out to "thought it was worth a try?".

[Tannin]

Bloody rip-off monopoly pricing. :( No wonder your name is Bill.

Mercutio, when are you going to set up in competition, and how big a discount are you offering?

[Handruin]

Sorry for my slow response time. Mecutio should be able to offer competitive prices soon! (Once the realization sets in that he has become a moderator) ;)

[flagreen]

Remember fellas', you get what you pay for. :D

What you want is experience and maturity. Someone you can have confidence in. You work hard for your money don't you? Why take a chance with some "Johnnie come lately" who might just walk off with your money or screw up and edit the wrong post?

[Mercutio]

I became a moderator 27 days ago., and I noticed Doug finally got around to shoving my responsibility on to me.

Mercutio-Brand Moderation: 25% cheaper than the competition. :)



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[timwhit]

Ha, I'm in WI not IL.

[Mercutio]

So where is your residence for the purpose of taxation?

[Bartender]

When did I lose control?

[Buck]

When did I lose control?

Don't worry Bartender, we'll sick Tea on any unruly patron. With her monkey like reflexes, shrilly voice, and abundant strength, we can manage the crowd.

BR