Hard disk humor [Archive]

Mercutio

02-09-2002, 04:07 PM

Anthropomorphic Hard disk humor is so rare, for some reason (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/12/harddrive.html).

Handruin

02-09-2002, 05:15 PM

Nice! :mrgrn:

A Maxtor spokesperson confirmed that their Diamondmax Plus line of hard drives is equipped with suicide chips for situations just like this. "No high performance drive should have to endure such torture. We're sorry for the loss of data. We'll gladly replace the Shrewsberry's drive with a lower performance model."

HellDiver

02-10-2002, 02:27 PM

Kind of makes you think what a pare of 'Cuda IVs talk about when another SR member forces them to work in RAID 0... "That genious takes more than 3 seconds to drag his mouse to the stinking 'post' link and he wants us to work our butts off for that kind of crap? And all that while talking all day long to an imbecile HPT controller?!? HA! Here you are, mate! Get your 50% performance and just be happy we didn't talk Northbridge into burning all of your 3.3V PCI cards by feeding 5V to them off the power cirquitry!!!" :eekers:

Mercutio

02-10-2002, 02:32 PM

Even more, I wonder what kind of revolution the X15s in Tannin's desktop PCs are planning. ;)

jtr1962

02-12-2002, 05:21 AM

They're planning 15,000 revolutions every minute, last I heard. :D

Tannin

02-12-2002, 06:12 AM

"Anthropomorphic Hard disk humor is so rare" says Mercutio. That is because people who can spell "Anthropomorphic" are not usually interested in hard drives. Oh, and it's Comrade Tannin, if you please.