Software bargain going cheapestly

[Ekaf-Ami]

WANTED TO LIST FOR SALES

The esteemed System Works of Mr Peter Norton is for sale being surplus to my requirements and entirely honestly arrived at my office by UPS next week. I am forwardly looking to your kind and generous offer for said product. Completely above board, genuine reason for sale. No cheques, used bills only. Please to send your best offer to my undersigned self.

Your good and honest friend,

Ami.

[Ekaf-Ami]

Also, three goats belong my uncle Mustafa. He not miss them.

[Pradeep]

You pay me $50 dollars and I will take it off your weary hands.

[James]

If the goats were to eat Systemworks, it would all be easier to ship.

[Ekaf-Ami]

I am very regretfully to inform you of this news, Mr Presidente James the First, but even goats belong to my uncle Mustapha refuse to eat Symantec product. Possibly eat Microsoft if very hungry, but not Symantec. Is maybe instead Symantec eat goat?

[Mustafa Hussein]

Infidels!